Fashion, Design


GIRLS' FASHIONS CAUSE A STRAIN ON MENS' EYES,
AS SKIRTS NOW FINISH WELL UP THEIR THIGHS.
IT MAY CAUSE A THRILL
AS THE MINI CAKE FRILL,
LIKE HOT AIR IT CONTINUES TO RISE!!

IN THE WINTER TO STOP FEELING COOL
SHE WORE A SWEATER ON A FIGURE QUITE FULL.
SHE SAW MANY YOUNG GUYS
WHO COULD NEVER DISGUISE
THAT THEIR EYES WERE PULLED OVER HER WOOL!!

"THE SUN" PORTRAYS GIRLS ON ITS PAGE THREE,
WHO SHOW MORE THAN YOU USUALLY SEE.
THEY REVEAL THE BARE FACTS
(AND I DON'T MEAN THEIR BACKS)
THEY DISPLAY THEIR ASSETS TO A "T"!!

THE WORLD'S FAMOUS MODEL'S CURVACIOUS,
SHE'S INTELLIGENT, EVEN SAGACIOUS.
IN NEXT SEASON'S CLOTHES,
OR A CALENDAR POSE,
SHE'S A BEAUTY, SHE'S CUTE AND VIVACIOUS!!

ARLETTE, WEARING A LARGE WOOLLY JUMPER,
MADE HER LOOK LARGER AND PLUMPER.
SHE EMPHASIZED CERTAIN PARTS
SHE LOOKED LIKE A "QUEEN OF TARTS"
I THOUGHT SHE WAS WEARING A BUMPER!!

THERE WAS A YOUNG LADY NAMED NESS
WHO BOUGHT A MOST OUTLANDISH DRESS.
SHE WORE IT TO THE BALL
BUT AS SHE REACHED THE HALL
SOME STRAPS SNAPPED: SHE WAS IN DEEP DISTRESS!!

THE DESIGNER'S NEW RANGE WAS IN LEATHER,
BUT SOMEHOW DID NOT GO TOGETHER.
AFTER HIS AUTUMN SHOW
CRITICS SAID HE SHOULD KNOW
THAT HE'D COME TO THE END OF HIS TETHER.

A YOUNG FASHION DESIGNER NAMED BLAIR
OF WHOM THE TRADE PAPERS SAID "HE HAD FLAIR"
"A GOOD SENSE OF GRAVITY"
"WOULD SAVE ONE'S DEPRAVITY"
THE DRESS MATERIAL IS ONE METRE SQUARE!!

A MIDDLE-AGED LADY NAMED ASTOR
HAD A CLOTHES SENSE THAT WAS A DISASTER.
SHE WAS TOLD THAT A COURSE
COULD TRACE IT TO ITS SOURCE,
BUT THE LECTURES JUST SEEMED TO GO PAST 'ER!!


A MIDDLE AGED LADY NAMED WINNIE
ATE LITTLE,AND SHE BECAME SKINNY.
WEARING A VERY SHORT DRESS
SHE LOOKED A REAL MESS,
SHE SHOULD NEVER BE SEEN IN A MINI!!

FASHION MODELS ARE UP IN A HUFF,
THEIR CONDITIONS ARE GETTING QUITE ROUGH.
THEIR VERY HIGH FEES
ARE DECREASING BY DEGREES,
AS BOSSES SAY THAT"ENOUGH IS ENOUGH"!!

THE GIRL WORE FIGURE-HUGGING LONG PANTS,
AS SHE WALKED,MALES GAVE HER A LONG GLANCE.
THE GIRL OF THEIR DREAMS?
ONE WOULD THINK FROM THE GLEAMS
THEIR DREAMS WOULD COME TRUE NOW, PERCHANCE?

THERE WAS A YOUNG DRAPER NAMED CHAD
WHOSE FAMILY ARE VERY WELL CLAD.
AT CHURCH, WORK OR PLAY
THEY'RE A WALKING DISPLAY,
IN THEIR OLD CHADEAN FAMILY PLAID!

SHE MODELLED HER HAIR ON THE SCREEN,
THE REST OF HER'S NEVER BEEN SEEN.
SHE SPOKE TO HER LOVER
WHO, UNDER STRICT COVER,
ARRANGED A WARDROBE IN PURE VELVETEEN!!.

SHE WAS A BEAUTY---AND PHOTOGENIC,
TO MEN SHE WAS PYRONEGIC.
WHEN OUT ON A SHOOT
FOR A NEW BATHING SUIT,
SHE WAS AN ATTRACTION MOST SCENIC!!

THERE WAS A YOUNG SCHOOLGIRL CALLED POPPY,
WHO DRESSED IN A FASHION MOST SLOPPY.
HER MUM SAID "POPPY, DEAR"
"CAN I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR"
"WILL YOU TAKE PRINCESS DI AS A COPY"!!

THERE WAS A YOUNG CHAPPY NAMED MATT
WHO SAID HE'D NEVER BE SEEN IN A HAT!
HE CAME BACK FROM TIMOR
HIS HEAD COVERED IN STRAW
HIS FRIENDS LOOKED QUITE AMAZED. "WHAT IS THAT?"

THERE WAS A YOUNG GIRL CALLED ELYSE,
ON THE BEACH ALWAYS WORE A ONE-PIECE.
WITH A FIGURE LIKE HERS
SHE DREW WHISTLES AND CHEERS,
AND BROUGHT MANY YOUNG MEN TO THEIR KNEES!!

THERE WAS A YOUNG GIRL CALLED YA'EL,
WHO LOVED TO BUY CLOTHES AT A SALE.
NEVER MIND THE AMOUNT,
IF THERE WAS NO DISCOUNT
A WORD SHE DID NOT KNOW WAS "RETAIL".

A FAMOUS AUTHOR KNOWN FOR HIS RARE-WORDS
WOULD NEVER EVER USE ANY SWEAR-WORDS.
WE MET AT A BOOK FAIR,
I HADN'T KNOWN HE WAS THERE,
UNPREPARED HE HAD NOT ANY SPARE-WORDS!!

THERE WAS A YOUNG MODEL NAMED TYRA,
FREELANCE,SHE WAS ALWAYS ON HIRE, A
PARISIEN DESIGNER,
HAD TO RESIGN, A
SNEAK TOLD HIS WIFE OF AN ADMIRER!!

A MALE MODEL FROM NORTH MACCLESFIELD,
HAD A CONTRACT THAT WAS SIGNED AND WAS SEALED.
FOR LAST WINTER'S DISPLAY
HE WAS IN DISARRAY,
WHAT HE'S PAID FOR WAS FULLY REVEALED!!

THERE WAS A YOUNG LADY NAMED CLARE,
A WIG-MAKER WHO USED ONLY REAL HAIR.
THE RESULT WAS FANTASTIC,
NOT LIKE THOSE OF PLASTIC,
HER WIGS MUST BE HANDLED WITH CARE!!

A YOUNG FASHION DESIGNER FROM EALING
DESIGNED CLOTHES THAT WERE RATHER REVEALING.
HIS LATEST COLLECTION
WAS WITHDRAWN FOR CORRECTION,
AS BLOOD IN CRITICS' VEINS WAS CONGEALING!!

I FOLLOWED THE GIRL WITH BLONDE HAIR,
SHE WALKED AS IF SHE HADN'T A CARE.
HER SKIRT SWUNG SIDE TO SIDE,
HER CONTOURS COULDN'T HIDE
THAT SHE FELT SHE HAD SOMETHING TO SHARE!!

A BRAZILIAN YOUNG LADY NAMED RAY,
DRESSED UP FOR THE FESTIVAL DAY.
WHAT SHE WORE ON THE FLOAT
WON ALL YOUNG MENS' VOTE,
WHAT SHE HAD WAS ON PUBLIC DISPLAY!!

SIR DUSTIN, A BRAVE KNIGHT KNOWN AS DUSTY,
WAS FOND OF THE WENCHES, IF BUSTY.
HIS EYES LIT UP WITH GLEE
"BRING THAT BLONDE WENCH TO ME
ALSO OIL AS MY ARMOUR IS RUSTY"!!

A STRAPPING YOUNG FARMER NAMED KURT,
WAS OFTEN SEEN IN A BLOUSE AND A SKIRT!
"AT ALL THE LOCAL DANCES
I RESIST MANY ADVANCES,
BUT I HAVE TO BE VERY ALERT"!!

IN THESE MODERN DAYS OF HIGH FASHION,
I READ MAGAZINES WITH A PASSION.
WHEN I SEE A NEW STYLE
I GO OUT FOR A WHILE,
TO BUY SOME OF MY NEW SEASON'S RATION!!

THERE WAS A TOP MODEL NAMED ELLE,
IN THE TRADE SHE WAS KNOWN AS "LA BELLE".
WHEN DISPLAYING OR WEARING
LATEST FASHIONS SO DARING,
SHE WAS HIGHLY PAID BY DESIGNERS TO SELL!!

THE FASHION KINGS RAISED A FEW FROWNS,
WHEN THEY PRESENTED THE NEW SEASON'S GOWNS.
MINI SKIRTS, PLUNGING TOPS,
WERE NOT RIGHT FOR THE SHOPS,
CERTAIN KINGS WILL SOON LOSE THEIR CROWNS!!

THERE WAS A YOUNG LADY NAMED BLAIR,
WHOSE CROWNING GLORY WAS LOVELY BLONDE HAIR.
SHE WAS NO GADABOUT,
IN FACT SHE NEVER WENT OUT,
SHE COMPLAINED SHE HAD NOTHING TO WEAR!!

A YOUNG CHINESE MODEL, MAY TZUNG WONG,
WORE A LEATHER SKIRT WHICH WAS ALL WRONG.
I AM AFRAID IT REVEALED
WHICH SHOULD STAY CONCEALED,
CRITICS SAID IT'S NO SKIRT, IT'S A THONG!!

THERE WAS A YOUNG LADY FROM NAZE,
WHO KEPT HER TRIM FIGURE WITH STAYS.
IF LACED UP TOO TIGHT
SHE INCREASED IN HEIGHT,
AND HER EYES HAD A PERMANENT GLAZE!!

MY GIRLFRIEND WAS FROM MILTON KEYNES,
SHE LOOKED AT HER BEST WEARING JEANS.
SHE STARTED TO EAT
EVERY MEAL WAS A TREAT,
FOR LEVI JEANS NOW READ SMITHEREENS!!

THERE WAS A YOUNG LADY NAMED NETTA
WHO FELT SHE COULD NOT HAVE DONE BETTER.
STAYED WHERE SHE WAS BORN,
RAISED WHEAT, BARLEY AND CORN,
BUT SHE LOOKED O SO GOOD IN A SWEATER!!

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