Birthdays, Celebrations


THE BIRTHDAY BADGE FOR THE BOY WAS IN BLUE
SO HIS FRIENDS KNEW HIS AGE THAT DAY TOO.
ON THE BACK, PLAIN TO SEE
"NOT FOR A CHILD UNDER THREE"
BUT ON THE FRONT IN BIG PRINT WAS "I'M TWO".

THE HOSTESS WAS IN A GOOD MOOD,
IF SHE HADN'T BEEN, SHE'D HAVE BEEN RUDE!
ONE MOVIE STAR GUEST
LOOKED ONLY HALF DRESSED
AND THE HOSTESS WAS NOT REALLY A PRUDE!!

THE BABIES WERE NOT VERY HAPPY,
THEY WEREN'T PLEASED WITH THE THREE CORNERED NAPPY.
THE OLDFASHIONED PANTS
FELL DOWN IF THEY'D PRANCE,
THAT'S HOW THEY TOLD A GIRL FROM A CHAPPIE!!

A MIDDLE AGED AMERICAN CALLED MORTY
SAID LIFE BEGAN FOR HIM WHEN HE REACHED FORTY.
HE MET THE OPPOSITE SEX,
WONDERING WHATEVER CAME NEXT,
HE FOUND THE BEST ACTION WAS BEING NAUGHTY!!

AN OCTOGENARIAN NAMED CLIVE
SAID HE WAS GLAD HE WAS STILL ALIVE.
AN 80 CANDLE BIRTHDAY CAKE,
IT WAS NOT YET A WAKE,
LIKE A CAR HE WAS IN OVERDRIVE!!

A YOUNG CITY YUPPY NAMED SAUL,
THOUGHT LIFE MEANT HIM "HAVING A BALL".
PARTYING UNTIL DAWN
HE WOKE UP IN THE MORN,
REMEMBERING NOTHING AT ALL.

THERE WAS A YOUNG LADY NAMED CLEO
WHO RAN OFF WITH HER BOYFRIEND TO RIO,
HE FOUND GOOD EMPLOYMENT
WHAT SPOILED THEIR ENJOYMENY
WAS THE NEWS THAT THEY'D SOON BE A TRIO!!!

THERE WAS A YOUNG GIRL, ARABELLA,
WHO WHEN BORED, HE WAS A FELLA.
SHE PLAYED ONLY WITH GIRLS,
DEVELOPED BULGES AND CURLS,
WHAT HE/SHE WENT THROUGH'S A BEST-SELLER!!

MY FRIEND, A U.S. ARMY COLONEL,
HAD MANNERS AND LANGUAGE INFOLONEL.
AS HE WENT INTO ACTION
HE'D MELLOWED A FRACTION,
IT WAS BLAMED ON ASSIGNMENTS NOCTOLONEL!!

A COURTEOUS YOUNG LADY NAMED LORI
WHILST WALKING FELL INTO A QUARRY.
WHEN FOUND, SHE WAS DYING
SHE HAD GIVEN UP TRYING,
WHISPERED "I COULDN'T WAIT. I AM SORRY!!

THERE WAS A YOUNG GIRL, A MISS BIGGER,
WHO HAD WHAT COULD BE CALLED "A NEAT FIGURE"
TOO LATE TO CELEBRATE,
AS THE FIGURE'S AN EIGHT,
ALL HER FRIENDS DO IS GIGGLE AND SNIGGER


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